A man hates his wife’s cat with a passion and decides to get rid of it once and for all
He drives twenty blocks away from home and drops the cat there. The cat is already walking up the driveway as the man approaches his house. The…
Funny Joke: A wife and husband were out on Black Friday hitting the sales, when he went missing
〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A wife dragged her husband out on Black Friday to attend all the sales. Midway through one particular mall, the wife noticed that her husband was…
A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining…
Wife Crashes Car Again—Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!
So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was…
Living to be a hundred
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied,…
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-David, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir,…