Wife Crashes Car Again—Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!
So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was…
Living to be a hundred
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied,…
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-David, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir,…